I've heard that some people have a list of things they want to do before they die, or perhaps a better way of putting it, is a list of things to enjoy in life. Either way, I find the idea depressing cause if you complete the list then why live, and if you don't then I guess you overestimated your living skills.
But what the hell:
1) start a barbershop
2) name it treasure maps. inc.
3) eventually incorporate the barbershop into the community
4) start a restaurant next to the barbershop and have door connecting the two from the inside
5) learn how to cut hair and cook food
6) start publishing real treasure maps
7) make myself a treasure map
8) buy a yacht
9) sail the world
10) never find the treasure but have a perspective changing life adventure
11) get a tattoo
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*failure to complete list indicates attainment of higher enlightenment therefore negating the proceeding agreement to achieve a sense of fulfillment through use of aforementioned list as it is representative of a lower karmic plane.
** completion of aforesaid list will indicates transcendence into enlightenment and thus refer to clause/asterisk 1 in regards to contract validity following transcendence into nirvana, mental clarity, feeling of achievement.
***contract validity contingent upon list maker's full and continuous agreement.
so far i'm 0 for 11, but i did shave my head yesterday and boil some frozen dumplings. i also thing any kind of list like this that anyone makes has gotta have a loophole/clause/asterisk
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yo i know youre an independent sort, but i would love to join you in the resteraunt next to the barbershop... im learning to make some dope moroccan dishes, and i think that combining that flavor with some kao rou, pancakes (you know, the ones with fish powder in them, perfect for serving chinese families our 'american specialities'), etc would be wonderful. that is, if youre down for having a partner in one of your lifelong goals.
ha my blog is horrible, but you already know yours ws my inspiration for making one. keep writing. and let me know how you feel about resteraunt partnership, its cool if you wanna keep it an independent thing, but i think id be pretty good at grilling centipedes.
This made me LOL. Not that I am laughing at your life plan, but at your cleverness in circumventing the constraints inherent in such a list.
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